" If at first you don't succeed, you fail. "
Wednesday, May 7, 2008 8:03 AM

Lets talk the vidjagames. Lots out in the past little while and I've been neglecting to go over them. So here's some quick thoughts on a few games.

No More Heroes. This is one of those games where you can over look a lot of it's short comings just on game presentation. It's a subtle humor that I just love and to boot it's fun to play. Don't think you'll be sitting down for this game either. VERY active. GTA part is shit but it doesn't make up much of the gameplay. Try it out as it might not be for everyone.

Rainbow 6 Vegas 2. You're basically paying for a run button in this game which I'd gladly do. The first one kept me and people I played with online busy for quite some time. None of the fun was lost in this sequel. You've got a beefed up story mode with AI that actually works well and all the multiplayer modes from the first with new maps. If you loved the first you've got to pick this up.

Mario Kart Wii. I can't be more apathetic over this title. Single player is really quite a pain to play and you NEED to do it in order to unlock new tracks and characters. They've given the CPU opponents full access to the items which is fun for people... not AIs. It means you're going to get randomly hit with any number of lame power ups seconds before the finish line. The new catch is that this game controls steering with the Wiimote. Don't. It's shit and you're better off with a gamecube controller. This title is a rental at best.

Army of Two. Didn't get to sit down with this one as much as I'd like to but it was a lot of fun. IF... and that's a BIG if. IF you have someone to play this game with. You really can't count on the AI for this game at all. However if you're playing this with someone then you can actually implement tactics rather well. Pick it up if you've an army of two.


Sunday, May 4, 2008 8:36 PM

Video dump time! POOP JOKE!
Most awesome music in GTA 4, Sony defense force lololo, make your own hero, Smash Bros 64 Wii hack ...As much as I like a bricked Wii I'll just stick to the real one, Live reading of Gurren Lagann, "Yuri the Only One for Me" little corny but well done, Resident Evil Caramelldansen, cutest dancing animation ever, OE Cake! It's a water/fire/physics stimulator, Playing Tetris with arm wrestling, Classic SNES controller for Wii, fucking weird Mario music video, Caramell dansen Metal Version.

Also I got Nominated for a Shuster Award. Doubt I'll win but whatever, still cool.

Oh yeah, new vg cats and new super effective. PEACE.

Edit Monday, May 5, 2008 8:20 AM: Iron Man was fucking amazing. Even if you don't like comics I urge you to go see it. If only for Robert Downey Jr's HILARIOUS performance. The new hulk movie still looks like shit though. At least there's Batman to look forward to.

Edit Monday, May 5, 2008 1:26 PM: Sorry the comic keeps changing. I really don't know which one to go with. I'll keep the alternate one over at my deviant art account.


Monday, April 28, 2008 0:51 AM

Been a while since I talked about any games. So here goes! We've got Mario Kart and GTA IV launching this week. What in the hell was Nintendo thinking?

This is one of the last big games for the Wii in the foreseeable future. I mean unless they pull a miracle out of thier ass at E3 or Spaceworld. Which they may well do. I mean this IS Nintendo. Good chance we'll see a new DS very soon. But it's looking like a slow year for the Wii and a great time for the PS3 to play some catch up. With HD DVD dead in the water this may be PS3s year to shine.

Now Mario Kart is by no means bad. Shawn brought over his copy at NY Comicon and I enjoyed what I played. Feels much more like Mario Kart DS which is a very good thing. Here's the thing though... We've seen like 3 Karts in the past 5 years. It's starting to feel same old same old. This one like DS is online but, like Brawl it's really a half assed attempt.

Anyway I digress. I am looking forward to playing both titles. However with 15 online modes WITH VOICE and freeroaming deathmatches. I think one may be played more than the other. Just a hunch. Nintendo would have done well to hold on to Mario Kart Wii until Summer and make it shine. Because when competing directly with GTA IV... this is mediocre attempt.


Thursday, April 24, 2008 0:23 AM

OMG So Tired. Got back last night. New York was AWESOME. SO going back next year. Thanks to everyone who came by! You guys all rock so much! Thanks to Shawn and Dave and Kari and EVERYONE else who helped out. Super fun weekend!

Oh yeah. Got so many Pokemon comic ideas poolin' around my head. So I decided to do a new Pokemon based comic series. SUPER EFFECTIVE! As inspired by this one. It'll Follow Red from start to end in the first Pokemon game Fire Red. Should be easy to update. Expect to see it Weekly along side VG Cats.

Main comic probably won't be done until Monday though. Long one!

Edit 4/26/08 6:01 PM: Isn't... GTA IV not out yet? Because this looks like a live stream of the game. Edit: Yeah that video isn't going anymore. From what I'm told it was leaked out on the internets and people have been downloading it. Boo.


Monday, April 14, 2008 3:04 AM

Deleted the Sonic comic. It never really was intended for upload. It was more "Oh hey I'm not sure when I'll have power again. So I better upload SOMETHING." So yeah, took it down.

This comic is more of filler than anything. Boarding went long on another comic so I did this one instead. Oh well. NY COMIC CON
THIS WEEK. Hope to see you there. (Again booth #1822 across from DC)

Edit: Can't find our Comicon booth? We're right here (map courtesy of the worst Smash Bros player ever). The guys next to us aren't listed though. We're assuming ghosts.. or porn... or both. I hope it's both. Sexy ghost porn.


Thursday, April 10, 2008 9:32 PM

Well tornados are pretty awesome eh? Yeah... No. Got hit by one on Wednesday and it tore through our neighborhood. Place around us got hit pretty bad but don't worry, by the grace of God we're just fine. Only thing is we've got no power at the moment. So bare with me for updates. As I'm typing this up at a Starbucks.

Thankfully I had a comic saved to my DA account. Wasn't going to release it but not much of a choice now. Here's hoping everything gets fixed soon.

Edit 4/12/08 2:05 PM: Everything is back up and running. Power came back yesterday and Internet today. Power outage knocked out vista again but I'm so use to getting it back up and running it's not a big deal at all. Oh and to mass answer some email, yes I am Canadian. Staying state side temporarily for the next few months. Which is why I'm able to do cons again. Thanks everyone!


Tuesday, April 8, 2008 5:08 PM

Sorry I'm a little late on this week's comic. Been really preoccupied with other things. One of which I'll be doing Cons again this year. Yeeeeey. One con coming up really soon is NewYork Comicon (April 18-20)! It'll be my first time in the big apple so be gentle. I'll be hitting up the place with these jerks. I'll have posters, shirts, and a brand new shirt design. So come on by and enjoy the show! (We're booth #1822)

In the mean time I whipped this little thing up for ya. I freaking love that song.



Needless to say I'm really loving this tablet. Hope I can do more animations in the future as this one was really a test more than anything. New comic up soon!


Tuesday, April 1, 2008 9:32 AM

Thought I'd have a little fun for April fools. Lots of sites joining in for April Fools this year too. I'll update this list as I (or you guys) find them.

IGN Zelda Movie Trailer
Kotaku Cake
Starcraft Units
Bard Class
Feminist Gamers Pokemans
Xbox 360 Products
Assassin's Creed Metal Gear

Also here's a bit of a video dump. "Brian Crecente" review, the team rocket song, Duck Hunt skit at Anime Boston, Megaman 3 with Voice Audio, Soundwave: The Touch, Spong Bob DEATH NOTE...

Also this infuriates me to no end. Considering how much I love going back to play the classics. CLASSICS. Meaning you can appreciate them for what they were and the memories you had while playing. I mean it's not like virtual console or xbox live arcade are doing well. OH WAIT. Urgh. Stupid people.

Lastly that Kirby Sculpture I posted a few weeks ago is up for sale. Little pricey for me though.

Edit: Well hope you enjoyed the April Fools. All in good fun.


Monday, March 24, 2008 1:23 PM
Eleven straight minutes of awesome. Also Dead Fantasy II. A GOOD DAY.

Edit 3/24/08 10:37 PM : Comic is up. And yeah, after 10 years team rocket is still trying to get pikachu. You'd think the writers would have shot themselves by now. Ah well. I am aware of the copy & paste. Forgot to draw a figure but I've been up for like 30 hours. SO yeah... It's not noticeable anyhoo.

One thing I've very glad for now that this comic is entirely digital, is the detail. Previously I was never allowed to go wild with my expression due to the vectoring process. Smaller detail would be totally lost. So lines were drawn larger and simpler to compensate. Now everything is what I draw is what I get since it's penciled, Inked, and coloured in Photoshop. So I'm finally able to do what I want visually with the comic. Hope ya enjoy!

Also...


VG Cats Gamer pics are online for Xbox Live. You can grab them under "Blind Ferret Gamer Pics" for 200 MS Points. Really excited to have these online. I can finally stop using my camera to take pictures. Happy gaming!

To bed! zzzzz..... Sonic lulz... zzzzz

Thursday, March 20, 2008 10:07 AM
No comic today, just a bit of an art break this week. Going to use the extra time to actually get a comic up this Monday. Doing a comic half way through the week isn't fun. Anyway. It's a parody of The Beatles album cover, Abbey Road. Naturally this is the road to the Elite Four. Didn't come out exactly the way I wanted but I've got a brand new tablet and this is how you get use to it. For better or worse.

So far I'm really enjoying this tablet. Up until now I've been using a Tablet PC which has seen better days. The PC is huge, bulky, and gets VERY hot. The 12wx however is super slim, light, and barely gets warm. While it IS expensive it's not holy shit expensive. It's also not as portable as the Tablet PC since you're tethered to a computer. It's benefits really do out weight the cons however.

If you're thinking of getting it I highly recommend doing so from Cool Graphic Stuff and NOT from wacom direct. Wacom fuckers double charged my credit card due to a website error. Now on the other hand these guys are right up there with Play Asia for awesome customer service. Totally rad.

Oh and did I ever mention what a fan I am of Schaffer's games? Really it's such an honor. Thanks guys! Speaking of kirbies here are some of the fan edits from you folks. Great job. This one wasn't a fan work but it IS awesome.

Finally are there any end to cute videos? I THINK NOT! Two more smash bros vids. Also Yahtzee, darts are a lot of fun. I CAN'T LOOOOSE.

Edit 3/20/08 10:20 AM: Papercraft Armor. I freaking love this guys work to death.

Edit 3/20/08 12:04 PM: Weeeell I got 3 ring'd. This will be my third time sending it in. Super. Oh and I totally forgot to give my thanks to Darmael for that super cool mini statue he sent me. He's got some new chocobo statues too. : D

Friday, March 14, 2008 4:20 AM
Yeah... Smash Bros came out on a Sunday... I AM WEAK. So started work on this comic on Wednesday. Still it's an update for this week. Since I haven't missed a weekly update for a few weeks now. Oh, I did get a new Adventure Log done too. Slacker AWAY!

Edit 03/14/2008 5:13 AM: The more I look at it the more I hate it. Deleting this week's comic. Catch a new on on Monday. Sorry, this one was rushed just so I'd have a comic this week and that was a mistake. OH WELL. THREE DAYS WASTED. NO BIGGIE. -_-;

Here have three super cute kirby videos... And one Pikachu.

Edit: Went with some advice from my awesome super fiancee and lost the last panel. I like it now.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008 7:34 AM
I've always loved characters who have to express themselves through actions rather than words. So naturally I love the Pyro. I am aware of some of the inaccuracies of this strip to the game but hey. It's entertainment folks. :D

Well Smash Brothers comes out in less than a week and already it's been leaked all over the place. Notable all the voice work. You can check that out here, here, and here. Well... They're all horrible with the exception of Vader Knight. Pokemon trainer is going to be the worst to play against...

GO SQUIRTLE! HANG IN THERE CHARIZZARD! YOU CAN DO IT IVYSUAR! GO CHARRIZARD! Etc...

No really that's going to be so much "Fun" to listen too. At least Snake's codec calls are hilarious. Check those out here, here, here, and here.

Oh and due to OVERWHELMING requests we are now happy to offer the "100 Kirbies" comic as a poster for your wall type needs. Hope you like 'em!

Edit Tuesday, 3/4/08 5:28 PM : Well if you havn't heard about it from like... EVERYONE. Gary Gygax died. I never was much into DnD. Still, I wouldn't have made one of my favorite comics if it weren't for him. So that's something.

Monday, February 25, 2008 10:07 PM

Urgh... SO sick. Wanted to get another comic up but I just don't have it in me. So here's a one panel comic. Been on a Monday streak so I didn't want to miss one. Anyway got the idea while I was doing the 100 Kirbies. Honestly, just looks like he ripped it off his head. I'll get something more up later this week I hope. I don't want to see Kirby again for a WHILE. Bleargh...

On top of that Vista crashed again. I swear. It's like a weekly even for this OS. At least I've gotten really good at recovering it. SIGH.</emo> Oh yeah, we got a Ferret. :) Name is Yuki and he is smelly. SO SMELLY. But cute.

Edit: Thanks for the smell tips everyone (never thought I'd have to type that... again). His scent glands have been removed and his two berries. He gets a bath every so often but not enough to dry out his skin. Ferrets are just smelly but, knew this before we got him. Thanks again for your concern! :)


Sunday, February 24, 2008 0:54 AM

Well it's been GDC all week but I generally don't get excited over it. Not too much usually comes out of it. There were a few neat things however.

Still alive confirmed for Rock Band. Not that I could listen to that song again... 3 weeks of hearing it is fiiiine by me. Then there's a rare MMO I might actually play. APB which looks like online cops and robbers. Which would have made a GREAT online game for GTA. (HINT HINT) Lastly there's Patapon. Which reminds me so much of LocoRoco and I just loved the hell out of that game.

Then there's SNK releasing the same game... over and over. I'll still play it. Because I'm a whore. Just as I still love Dynasty Warriors. Speaking of which... They've got a new one out! I'll letcha know how that is when I've got more time with it. For now it's looking like a rental.

And two more random videos. Kirby Zetsubou and the Sims Real Life. That dude needs to shave his teenage stash.. like pronto.

Edit: The FAQ has FINALLY been updated to refect a more recent method of making comics as well as a video tutorial.


Monday, February 18, 2008 6:11 AM

Been working on this one on and off for a few weeks now. Now I know they're not actually kirby "hats" but I wanted to have some fun with it. Decided since it took so long I'd get it up here as some filler. Should have a normal comic up in a day or two. For now enjoy 100 kirbies! (Bored? See how many you can guess without looking at the legend. GL!)

Edit 2/18/08 1:32 PM : A lot of avatar requests for a version without the numbers on 'em. Here ya go!

Edit 2/20/08 3:58 PM : Been getting an overwhelming number of requests for posters. We'll try and have those ready in a week or two. For now if you feel like making your own Kirbies here's the template. Sky's the limit!


Also two absolutely bizarre kirby videos. Edit: Okay three. Snoop Dog Kirby.






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2008 Schedule

New York Comicon
New York City, NY
April 18 - 20, 2008

FanimeCon
San Jose, California
May 23 - 25, 2008

A-Kon
Dallas, Texas
May 30 - June 1, 2008

Anime Expo
Los Angeles, CA
July 3 - 6

ConnectiCon
West Hartford, Connecticut
August 1 - 3, 2008